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| abusive, jews, journals, branding, kyrgyz, laz alonso, parody, morgaine swann, jamie foxx, metal gear: ghost babel, graduate, ubersitenews humor jokes music movies sports, campus, donna powers, randy quaid, phrases, auctions, sony pictures, punknews, swear words, television, timothy mcsweeney's, kevin duhaney, | I'm gonna go put water in Buck Nasty's Mama's dish. Silky Johnston: I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, but I hate you. I hate your guts. I thug hope all the bad things in life happen to thug you and only to you. Dave Chappelle: Hey hey hey hey. Smoke weed every day. [Charlie has just hit Rick after Rick slapped him for no reason] Rick James: Darkness, why you hit me like that? Charlie Murphy: You hit me! Rick James: Nigga, that was weeks ago! Lil' Jon: Affirmative. Huh? Roger! Yeah! What? Meltin' down! Aaaagh! Real Lil' Jon: Bye, nigga! Gonerrhia: Oh, hello Dave Chappelle. Haven't seen you in a while. Dave Chappelle: ...Sick motherfucker... Earl "The Snake" White: Some mark ass trick just stepped on my sneaker, and poured Morton's salt all over 'em. |
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| [while beating up Hitler] Beautiful: swear words Hitler's momma got one big titty and one little titty. They call the bitch 'Biggie Smalls'! Rapper: I battle any sex or any race / You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface / I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes / I came up in your face - oops, pow, surprise! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Brenda Johnson: I don't like people playin' on my phone! Dave Chappelle: R. Kelly was pissed. No punchline swear words to that. Nigga was pissed. He was all, "How swear words could you go and make a video about peeing on someone?" Nigga, how could YOU go making a video about peeing on somebody? [while drinking a bottle of breast milk] P. Diddy: That's one hundred percent Cambodian, dawg. Tyrone Biggums: Harold, is anthrax bad? Charlie Murphy: [after being beaten by Prince in a basketball game] Challenge him, i-ight. Make sure your crew is there to witness it, cuz you just might get embarrassed. Silky Johnston: Now, if you'll excuse me. |
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