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[thinking] Dave Chappelle: Bicycle. Monkey. non fiction Ashy Larry. [P. Diddy hosts "Making the Band"] P. Diddy: All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and non fiction get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant. P. Diddy: All right, I got some good news and some bad news. non fiction The bad news is that I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. Silky Johnson: [Referring to Rosie O'Donnell] I've seen her before. She wears the underwears with the dick-holes in 'em. [Dave is visiting "The Internet"] Ron Jeremy: Are you sure you don't wanna see me have sex? I do a great doggy style. Dave Chappelle: Yeah, I know, Ron! I got my stroke from you! Thank you, Obi-Wan! Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty? Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R.
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