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| abusive, jews, journals, branding, kyrgyz, laz alonso, parody, morgaine swann, jamie foxx, metal gear: ghost babel, graduate, ubersitenews humor jokes music movies sports, campus, donna powers, randy quaid, phrases, auctions, sony pictures, punknews, swear words, television, timothy mcsweeney's, kevin duhaney, | I made it outta your mother's pubic juice hair. [announcing the nominees for "Player Hater of the Year"] Ice T: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend juice into raising the little motherfucker. The next juice nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics. Dave Chappelle: Skeet Skeet Skeet! Dave Chappelle: There's times to be real, and there's times to be phony. |
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| I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a question! Senator: How do... Tron: Fif! I like to jamie foxx show all of you a secret document! [pulls out a piece of paper saying jamie foxx "FiF"] Tron: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiif! [after jamie foxx Rick James has slapped him for no particular reason] Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there I'm thinking, "This nigga really has lost his fucking mind." First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up, "I challenge you to a duel." They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to go! [at the Player Haters Ball] Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. |
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