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I'M RICH, BIATCH! [honks horn] Man In Truck: [said at the end of every show] I'M RICH BIATCH! Dylan: [to Wyclef] You too close, mon! [starts choking Wyclef] [jury selection for the Michael Jackson trial] Prosecutor: You know, he's been accused of this before. Dave Chappelle: So? Some people like insult their cucumbers pickled. Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Dave Chappelle: Look, man, look. Michael Jackson has many faces insult - none of insult them look guilty to me. You gotta look in the eyes, not the noses. Prosecutor: He's been accused of this more than once. Dave Chappelle: So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled. Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Real Rick James: I must be losin' my mind. Reminiscing about Charlie Murphy come kickin' my ass. Ain't that a b. Prosecutor: What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators?
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