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| abusive, jews, journals, branding, kyrgyz, laz alonso, parody, morgaine swann, jamie foxx, metal gear: ghost babel, graduate, ubersitenews humor jokes music movies sports, campus, donna powers, randy quaid, phrases, auctions, sony pictures, punknews, swear words, television, timothy mcsweeney's, kevin duhaney, | Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I doom 3 like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time. P. Diddy: What are you doing, Ness? You just gonna do your taxes right now? Is that hot? Is that what's going down in the streets? [referring to doom 3 a joke made doom 3 by Paul Mooney in an earlier episode] Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker? Dave Chappelle: That was MOONEY! Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt. [on "Making the Band"] Dylan: I mean, who are da five greatest rappers of all time? |
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| Negrodamus: White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X. Paul Mooney: White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X. Slave Master: You'd better watch your mouth! Buck Nasty: Yo, you'd better randy quaid watch your's, white boy, before I shove these 'gators up your ass and show your insides some style. [sportscasters covering the Racial Draft] Robert Petkoff: The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get randy quaid to go first. Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's randy quaid the first lottery a black person's won in a long time. Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Dave Chappelle: heh heh - man, fuck you. Bill Burr: You know, I have to admit, I saw this robbery coming from a mile away, which is why I put my car keys up my ass. [after Dylan attempted to choke Wyclef Jean] P. Diddy: If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. |
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