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Realistic apollo moon landing hoax accusations models of entire houses instead of say, just a hallway, are entirely possible now. And that apollo moon landing hoax accusations impassible, rickety old door way will soon be the high-resolution, animated, magical force field (already a feature in Half Life 2, thank you very much). bzzzzzzzzzzzt 11. And while we're still at it... ...Let's ban all IAC's (Immersion-annihilating contrivances). These include: Superimposing shit on the screen. And by "shit" we mean "words." Fatal Frame 2 was one of the most awesomely atmospheric games ever made... until you took a snapshot of the second ghost and the words "CORE SHOT: 396pts!" popped up. Spooooooky! "Mr. Frodo! Is that you behind ORC HEWER?" "Cinematic" camera angles. No, thank you. Understand that we need to see what our character sees. As soon as you start panning the camera around Mario for no better reason than to see the pretty sunset on the distance, we lose control. And here's another tip: If you have a single level where the player's character is required to run toward the camera, send the fucker back for more programming because you're not done yet.
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