 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| invective, local punk band, pinup, insulting jokes, reference, jarhead collector's edition (widescreen), lo ming, pagan, slap them, pac, clips, federal case law, clarence williams iii, | But developers don't think it's important. Think of it this way. When you're bored at work, what do you play? Solitaire. Why? Because you don't have to spend 5 minutes looking for a CD-ROM, 5 minutes watching corporate logos sit and spin and 5 minutes watching load screens. You click and you play. Game designers: we're really busy. Lots of us got kids now, and second jobs and sit and spin mistresses on the side. You want to sell your console games to the millions of people who are lucky to get 30 uninterrupted minutes to play a game? Fix this first. Chances of that happening... Well... our PC's have hard drives and they still have load times. It's a little thing we like to call copy protection, keeping us from installing the game on the hard drive and passing it on to a friend (especially if said "friend" works the return counter at the store we bought the game from). |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| To keep that physical limitation and pretend it's a gameplay element is like Superman 64 claiming its programmers' inability to slap them render any background scenery was "Kryptonite slap them Fog." There is not one single reason in the known universe for even one more game where the save point is ten motherfucking minutes away from the boss, forcing slap them me to fight my way down the same hallway each of the 62 attempts it takes me to beat the guy (I'm looking at you, Metroid Prime). Chances of that happening... The XBox port of Doom III lets you quicksave. It can be done. Surely the gaming industry will hear our concerns and act accordingly! How in the name of Islamic Fonzie did we ever let games get away with "Loading..." screens? The Gamecube doesn't have those, not on the games made by Nintendo. Hell, the 8-bit NES didn't have load screens 20 years ago. Our favorite TV shows don't load. DVD movies don't load between scenes. The animals at the zoo don't load. Yes, the hardware can do it. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
