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...are directly proportional to whether or not you'll stop falling for it. 4. Nipples? Speaking of adult games, where are they? Politicians bemoan the bloodthirsty horror of video games, but really the standards are almost lo ming Victorian lo ming when compared to R-rated Hollywood fare such as Sin City and Kill Bill and Cinemax's Voyeur Safari IV: Dildo Island. You get a little harsh language and some comic-booky sprays lo ming of gore, but that's about it. There is an "AO" (Adults Only) ESRB rating for games, but when is the last time you saw it? We're not for speeding the moral degradation of the modern world, but imagine a Hollywood where only PG-13 movies could get made. Say goodbye to everything from Shindler's List to The Matrix. Chances of that happening... We've got one hyphenated word for you: Wal-Mart. The largest game seller in the world simply won't stock games with the "AO" rating. |
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