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| invective, local punk band, pinup, insulting jokes, reference, jarhead collector's edition (widescreen), lo ming, pagan, slap them, pac, clips, federal case law, clarence williams iii, | I blame the developers formerly known as Square for this. They're the ones who ran their entire ad campaign for Final Fantasy VIII with shots like this: ...for a game that looked like this: Now, that was a great game and the actual game parker posey looked fine for its time. But parker posey stop treating us like morons. Wait a second... news coming in now, yes, we have an EXCLUSIVE SCREENSHOT OF PERFECT DARK FOR THE XBOX 360. Drool! Wow! This must be one of those new second-person shooters we've been hearing about parker posey where you spend the whole game looking at the hero's fucking eye. Because surely from now on they'll demonstrate the awesomeness of their game only with shots from the game, right? Chances of that happening... |
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| And if so, can we at least have our damned adventure games back? But there's another, less-obvious side of that muffin: if jarhead collector's edition (widescreen) a machine is so "advanced" it can draw a photo-realistic city in the background of every level, that only means that developers now must to hire somebody to render that photorealistic city instead of pasting on a bit of flat, blurred wallpaper. That means game development costs are skyrocketing and that leads to the big-budget Hollywood blockbuster syndrome. Bigger jarhead collector's edition (widescreen) investments means developers must "play it safe" for fear of losing their jarhead collector's edition (widescreen) ass. And that means fewer and fewer oddball "niche" games like those mentioned above and more quickie knock-offs based on movies. 3. Don't bullshit me about your graphics How, in 2005, can there still be gamers taken in by EXCLUSIVE SCREENSHOTS of games that are obviously taken from cutscenes and have NO connection with what the actual game will look like? |
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