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"Whoa, he looked like he was hit by a truck! A five-ton truck hauling a trailer!" Yes, you'll hear that one six motherslapping times in one game of Madden '05. YOU HAVE A HARD DRIVE NOW, photography taking data from a 9 GB DVD. You have NO excuse photography to keep recycling the same mindless observations over and over and photography over again until we're pointing at our television with a shaking finger and screaming "EAT ME, JOHN! JUST EAT MEEEEEEE!" as most of us do now. Chances of that happening... Have you ever actually watched a real game where Madden was in the booth? Yeah, that's pretty much the way he really talks. 9. Immersion and the invisible hand of God If pretty graphics are king, it's time to remember what pretty graphics are for: immersion. For whatever its faults, Doom III knew this. Immersion means soothing to sleep the part of our brain that remembers we're not intergalactic bounty hunters or world-class athletes. And that part of us is rudely jostled awake when our snowboarder bounces off an invisible wall in midair...
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