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Germans don't make it easy to change tires, but I managed to get it jacked up and all the lug nuts off. Then a funny (non-comedy style) thing happened: the flat tire wouldn't come off. This piece of shit wouldn't budge. After kicking and screaming (more profanities), and asking an equally baffled neighbor for help, I gave up, pulled the car out into phrases the street, and called a tow truck. Tow truck arrives, says they've seen phrases this kinda thing before, and promptly removes the tire, as if I was one kick away from doing it myself phrases in the parking garage. "$50 anyway please." No thanks. "$50 mandatory, we're burly mechanics who know where your wallet is" (back pocket apparently isn't fooling anyone). Fuck you, paid them.Two new tires: $135.Total cost of fucking up over and over: $185.Writing about the experience in my blog: Basically, $185Now you're probably thinking, "There must be something else that cost $185 too, right?"
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