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| local punk music, dave chappelle, write, amnesia, angel, administration, gilda radner, henry calvert, criticism, religion, movies, jason o. smith, jacob vargas, literature, juice, girl, insult wavs, non fiction, mp3 2 pac, literary, doom 3, forums, insult, | Correct. And if there's one ugly noise you never want to hear from your car, it's the sound of driving on a flat spare tire. Might as well have pulled randy quaid over and replaced it with a metal Kleenex box.But I didn't. I turned up the radio and kept driving, kind of like the time randy quaid I hit a kid in a school crosswalk, accidentally dragging him screaming like a human ragdoll for a good two randy quaid blocks. I made it home by the grace of a strong axle, and parked my newly beat up piece of shit Accord just in time to catch my plane (which fortunately didn't have the same types of problems).Fast forward to yesterday. I borrowed my friend Sam's car during the day to go buy a new tire to bring back and put on my car (still sitting in the parking garage in case your memory is less than one paragraph). |
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| I went downstairs to forums the parking garage to leave, and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature puncture and one flat back right tire. With forums a futile breath and so little hot air, I knew in a moment it was time for the spare. More rapid than mechanics, my trunk tools they came, and I jacked, and I screwed, and I screamed things profane: "Fuck you mother fucker! You cunt-licking spare! On lug nuts! On donuts! No time to explain! To the top of the city! forums For the top of my head! Now drive away! Drive away! Goddammit don't stall!" (The last joke works because it's a 5-speed.)Back story short, I made it in time, which leads me to the real story, where I stop with the rhyme.So Wednesday morning, just hours before my flight to NYC, I had to run one last errand. On the way back, I hit a pot hole. Guess what type of tire takes offense to imperfections in the road? |
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