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| local punk music, dave chappelle, write, amnesia, angel, administration, gilda radner, henry calvert, criticism, religion, movies, jason o. smith, jacob vargas, literature, juice, girl, insult wavs, non fiction, mp3 2 pac, literary, doom 3, forums, insult, | Not just graduate little lies, but incredible, challenging lies in areas I have no expertise in. My favorite was convincing one girl that I am a part-time drummer with Ben Fold's Five, newly renamed simply, "Ben Fold's," since he no longer has permanent band members accompanying him. The catch was, I only play the snare. Ben hires separate people for the snare, graduate the cymbals, and the bass because it's cheaper than hiring one person who can play graduate the whole drum set. Plus, it adds what I liked to call, "spontaneous beat variety." Something I'm sure would NOT fuck up Ben's sense of rhythm during a show. I really need to start lying to strangers more often.A friend of mine in California just texted me with, "Is Katrina near you?" Not joking, I responded, "Whats that". |
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| And scent is the strongest sense tied to memory.At about 2am, I really hit my drinking groove and started downing cans of Natty Light after the keg had run out. Then I had this very frat boy moment, when a girl I had been hanging out with suddenly said, with a proud fatherly non fiction tone, "Wow non fiction Court, I'm really impressed with how much beer you can drink. I mean, you're not really a big guy, but you've put a non fiction dent in that case." Note to potential friends at future parties: please do not provide that sort of additional encouragement after I'm already drunk. If I needed an enabler, I would have brought along my a photo album of third world children dying of thirst.I also thought this party would be a good time to do something I've wanted to do for a long time: lie to girls about what I do. |
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