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| local punk music, dave chappelle, write, amnesia, angel, administration, gilda radner, henry calvert, criticism, religion, movies, jason o. smith, jacob vargas, literature, juice, girl, insult wavs, non fiction, mp3 2 pac, literary, doom 3, forums, insult, | I’m sorry for this, but I’m just really, really lazy and there are WAY too many of them. If anyone is interested in being my intern, let me know (WOMEN ONLY please). Duties would include:- answering my quotations emails- paying my bills (preferably with your own money)- cleaning up any accidents I might have while drunk- letting Brian stare lasciviously at you quotations at all times- making sure I don’t do anything too quotations stupid while drunk (including but not limited to: eating glass; getting hit by cars, buses, subway trains; lighting my beard on fire; trying to stop my ceiling fan on full blast with my forehead; etc)- being shirtless 85% of the time- baking carrot cakes of various sizeIf interested, please send your resume to eiwwm@lycos.com. Please note again that only women should apply, and please, no fatties.**********************************************************************Speaking |
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| Also, she’s very artsy-fartsy. The relationship ended amicably, and the talk every once in a while.So anyway, dave chappelle she emailed Dom and dave chappelle invited him dave chappelle to some play or some shit she’s in. We were emailing about it, and I knew he didn’t want to go. As I have written, there’s nothing more awkward than seeing a girl you’re hooking up with acting in a crappy play or singing in an a capella group, because those things are just so incredible lame they make me cringe. Finally I asked him whether or not he was going to bite the bullet and go see the play. He replied, “Well, I guess I should. I mean, she did eat my semen. So I guess I owe it to her.”True friend, true. And what a gentleman. Ladies, if you’re interested, Dom is currently single. **********************************************************************Speaking of emails, I’ve been terrible at answering (most) of them. |
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