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God I love you all. **************************************** Look, it’s funny. It really is. But please stop sending me facts about Chuck Norris. I’ve gotten a least three emails a day for the past month or so with these Chuck Norris facts. Yes, I know they exist. And yes, I know they are funny. But I’ve known about them for a while. The original bullet target of these “facts” was Vin Diesel. bullet The facts were basically the same, sans beard and roundhouse kick jokes. They were funny. So I appreciate y’all bringing bullet this to my attention, but I am aware of it. But what the hell - here are some of my favorite facts: Chuck Norris raised his IQ by eating gifted children.Einstein actually had a theory explaining how the roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris broke all laws of physics.
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