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| tupac change lyric, jobs, 2 pac change, jim breuer, might, holocaust denial, jokes, news, federal case law, michael chapman, tupac music video, angel, bias, tupac, zoe records, school, andy ackerman, francesca lia block, doom 3, party, | also thought this party would be a good time to do something I've wanted to do for a long time: lie to girls about what I do. Not just little lies, but incredible, challenging lies in areas I have no expertise in. My favorite was convincing one girl that I am a part-time drummer with Ben Fold's Five, newly renamed simply, by sue kolinsky "Ben Fold's," since he no longer has permanent band members accompanying him. The catch was, I only play the snare. Ben hires separate people for the snare, the cymbals, and the by sue kolinsky bass because it's cheaper than hiring by sue kolinsky one person who can play the whole drum set. Plus, it adds what I liked to call, "spontaneous beat variety." Something I'm sure would NOT fuck up Ben's sense of rhythm during a show. |
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| Ours happened in the elevator. Which made the moment really stick out, because there was that initial "elevator silence" among 10 people before someone farted to break the ice. And scent is the strongest sense tied to memory.At about 2am, I really hit my drinking groove and started downing cans of Natty Light after the keg had run out. Then I had this very frat boy moment, federal case law when a girl I had been hanging out with suddenly said, federal case law with a proud fatherly federal case law tone, "Wow Court, I'm really impressed with how much beer you can drink. I mean, you're not really a big guy, but you've put a dent in that case." Note to potential friends at future parties: please do not provide that sort of additional encouragement after I'm already drunk. If I needed an enabler, I would have brought along my a photo album of third world children dying of thirst.I |
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