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| girl, company names, gregg rogell, free mp3s, yayhooray, list of themes, name and tagline, ben affleck, r u still down, bill clinton, creative writing, tupac song lyric, kevin connolly, holocaust, justice, advertising, poisonous, vice president, tarot, timothy mcsweeney's, tooshort — ( somethin to ride to lyrics ), skins, satire, signs, | Yeah! said the crowd. Woo! And so, enlisting the aid of a bionic monkey bostonmassachusetts named Limbaugh (because robots and monkeys are funny, and a robot monkey wins by default (until the bionic monkey pirate shows up, at least)), the two boarded a Black Hawk helicopter and departed from an undisclosed location into the free and democratic mountains of America's Newest Ally, Afghanistan. This wasn't just any helicopter, mind you. This was way better than the Campaign Bus they figured on bostonmassachusetts using off the get-go. Yes, this was a stealth chopper, and its shiny new Kerry/Edwards vinyl appliqués were replaced with other shiny new ones, ones shouting stuff like 'Death To America!' and 'Jihad or Bust!' (but with barely-legible disclaimers underneath in tiny little print, just in case somebody got the wrong idea). |
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| My dream-representation of the light dawning in the Johns' minds was a holocaust tableau of them making cute anime 'O's with their mouths while rolling their eyes upwards toward a shared thought balloon in which Dick Cheney was holding the severed head holocaust of Osama up by its hair, letting the blood drip onto a Diebold voting machine. It was way cool. So Franken-John and Pretty-John decided to go proactive. Winning, Kerry declared in his endearingly halting, tone-deaf way, is as much holocaust about kicking... some... mother...fucking ass as it is about proactively leveraging mission-critical paradigms in a time-sensitive fashion. Edwards popped up in front of him to declare that the only way to make America strong, to unite America again, and to preempt an October Suprise that would make America unstrong and disunited, was if the two of them were to hunt down that bastard OBL themselves, and beat the chickenhawks at their own game. |
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