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And besides that, where did you say you had it?" ernie c He said "Right here in my ass pocket." The preacher said "Well it's your own fault then. You should have been carrying it in your inside coat pocket like I ......Lock the do' and don't a mulla fucka move!" Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-24-03, 05:25 AM reply Harold is 95 and ernie c lives in a senior citizen home.Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening Mildred, ernie c age 87, wanders into the garden. They began to chat and before they knew it several hours passed by. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" "What?" she asked and he replies "SEX!" Mildred exclaims "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if you had a gun to your head!"
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