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"I'm going to change a light bulb", he replied. "Will you be campus able to manage that?" I asked. "Yeh, no problem, I've got the receipt! Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-24-03, 03:24 AM reply Doctors always think on money first! A woman I work with is dating a doctor. She is also a grandmother. One morning she was over at the doc's house when her daughter-in-law called, sort of frantic. It campus seems that her campus grandson had swallowed a penny. The daughter-in-law wanted her to ask the doctor if she should bring the boy in to be seen. When she asked the doc, he calmly replied, "I don't think it's necessary, just watch him closely for any change." Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-24-03, 03:27 AM reply A cop was manning his radar trap when along came a white dude in his Chevy doing 45 in a 35 zone.
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