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| michael colton, swear words, witty, witch, fresh yarn presents, marketing, katie ford, music, punk band, left ear, tupac amaru shakur, paul ben victor, lyrics, dermot mulroney, naming tools, | This is no joke. A movie goer will bitch about a movie he "wasted" seven bucks on. But to leave $55 at the game jewish store and find out you got a knockoff turd in return? That's some serious customer dissatisfaction, my friends. And it will bite the industry in the ass some day, unless somebody wakes up. Chances of that happening... Excellent. I like to think that some jewish day the businesses of the world will wake up and realize they're part of a jewish greater whole, that the energy devoted to cannabalistic infighting means ultimate doom for all. The leaders of the great religions of the world will realize that all of us, Muslim, Christian, Jew, all want the same for humanity. Women will realize it's the pale, studious type they want instead of the quarterback of the football team, and everywhere we walk, bunnies will dance a path for us. Dance, little guys! |
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| Did you ever wonder what happened to force lyrics feedback, controllers that push your hands around so you can feel the action in the game as well as see it (we're talking real force feedback, not controllers that vibrate like pagers)? Somebody has a patent, that's what. Did you know you can't have mini-games during a loading screen because of patent law? Exclusive sports licenses. Say goodbye to NFL football anywhere but with EA. That's right, lyrics they signed a deal with the NFL saying nobody could make games but them. So every other pro football game, including Sega's, lyrics will be back to using fictional teams so get ready to play as the Dallas Zombies with all-star QB Cletus Fuckhat. Cashing in on Crappy Genre Knockoffs. For every Grand Theft Auto, there is a Driv3r. For every Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic there is a Fight Club: Soup Befouler. |
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