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And as soon as that game goes on sale I'm gonna borrow a copy of that bitch from somebody. 8. I understand that John Madden was raised by wild boars... ...and that he learned his few English phrases phoenetically from watching reruns of Wild great names World of Sports. But EA, if you want to great names get me revved up about Madden 2006 on the XBox 360, don't show me a damned screenshot that's obviously from a cutscene... Gosh, do you think that's gameplay there? ...and instead promise me that you won't play the same Madden commentary sound files on every fifth play. "Whoa, he looked like he was hit by a truck! A five-ton truck hauling a trailer!" Yes, you'll hear that one six motherslapping times in one game of Madden '05. YOU HAVE A HARD DRIVE NOW, taking data from a 9 GB DVD. You have NO excuse to keep recycling the same mindless observations over and over and over again until we're pointing at our television with a shaking finger and screaming "EAT ME, JOHN! JUST EAT MEEEEEEE!" as most of us do now.
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