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| michael colton, swear words, witty, witch, fresh yarn presents, marketing, katie ford, music, punk band, left ear, tupac amaru shakur, paul ben victor, lyrics, dermot mulroney, naming tools, | "Do it with feeling this time, Cody, and I'll make the spiders in your brain go away!" Chances of that racism happening... The cameras in 3D games have actually gotten worse (Mario Sunshine's camera system wasn't racism half as smooth as Mario 64's) because in the game-making world camera and player controls are decided-on after the game's pretty artwork. When 3D games were new the only question was, "how can we make the racism controls as responsive and fluid as 2D?" Now it's, "how can we show off these really cool-looking trees? That's what the little sons of bitches care about!" In short, the first 3D games were designed around their cameras, now they're designed around their graphics. As far as shitty voice acting, one, voice acting doesn't sell games. Both Eternal Darkness and Grim Fandango had wonderful acting, with accents and everything. Combined, those two games sold 278 copies. |
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| These include: Superimposing shit on the screen. And by "shit" we mean "words." Fatal Frame 2 was one of the most awesomely atmospheric games music ever made... until you took a snapshot of the second ghost and the words "CORE SHOT: 396pts!" popped up. Spooooooky! "Mr. Frodo! Is that you behind ORC HEWER?" "Cinematic" camera angles. No, thank you. Understand that we need to see what our character sees. As soon as you start panning the camera around Mario for no better reason than to see the music pretty sunset on the distance, we lose control. music And here's another tip: If you have a single level where the player's character is required to run toward the camera, send the fucker back for more programming because you're not done yet. Shitty voice acting. When it's good it's great, when it's bad it will haunt your nightmares for years. Isn't the world full of unemployed actors willing to do voice work in exchange for food or, you know, Heroin? |
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