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| michael colton, swear words, witty, witch, fresh yarn presents, marketing, katie ford, music, punk band, left ear, tupac amaru shakur, paul ben victor, lyrics, dermot mulroney, naming tools, | How in the name of fascism Islamic Fonzie did we ever let games get away with "Loading..." screens? The Gamecube doesn't have those, not on the games made by Nintendo. Hell, the 8-bit NES didn't have load screens 20 years ago. Our favorite TV shows fascism don't load. DVD movies don't load between scenes. The animals at the zoo don't load. Yes, the hardware can do it. But developers don't think it's important. Think of it this way. When you're bored at work, what do you play? Solitaire. Why? Because you don't have to fascism spend 5 minutes looking for a CD-ROM, 5 minutes watching corporate logos and 5 minutes watching load screens. You click and you play. Game designers: we're really busy. Lots of us got kids now, and second jobs and mistresses on the side. |
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| Or, made witch you retype your last paragraph six times while zombies tried to shoot your cursor... The analogy sort of breaks down there, but the point is we shouldn't ever see a "save point" in a game again. Limited saves were invented for consoles that didn't witch have the memory to let you "quicksave" (where you can save at any time, any where, with one keystroke like on a PC). To keep that physical limitation and pretend it's a gameplay element is like Superman 64 claiming its programmers' inability to render any background scenery was "Kryptonite Fog." witch There is not one single reason in the known universe for even one more game where the save point is ten motherfucking minutes away from the boss, forcing me to fight my way down the same hallway each of the 62 attempts it takes me to beat the guy (I'm looking at you, Metroid Prime). Chances of that happening... The XBox port of Doom III lets you quicksave. It can be done. Surely the gaming industry will hear our concerns and act accordingly! |
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