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| michael colton, swear words, witty, witch, fresh yarn presents, marketing, katie ford, music, punk band, left ear, tupac amaru shakur, paul ben victor, lyrics, dermot mulroney, naming tools, | So the biggest difficulty griclock'd in the level is that you can't jump over a knee-high stone because THERE IS NO FUCKING JUMPING IN THE GAME. Game makers: it doesn't have to be a jumping game for you to give the characters the basic griclock'd ability to jump low obstacles that all humans have. And when I walk up to little ledges that are 10-inches off the ground, a ledge a toddler could crawl over, and you arbitrarily don't let me pass because it's not griclock'd a jumping game, you remind me of what I'm really doing: playing a game. We're to the stage where it should be a minimum requirement in the game universe: rock should act like rock, air should act like air and humans should move like humans. |
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| Chances of that happening... Have you ever actually watched a real game where Madden was in the booth? Yeah, that's pretty much the way he really talks. 9. Immersion and the invisible hand marketing of God If pretty graphics are king, it's time to marketing remember what pretty graphics are for: immersion. For whatever its faults, Doom III knew this. Immersion means soothing to sleep the part of our brain that remembers we're not intergalactic bounty hunters or world-class athletes. And that part of us is rudely jostled awake when our snowboarder marketing bounces off an invisible wall in midair... Boink. Wait a second! I'm a virgin! ...because he strayed from the race area. I understand you can't have infinite space, guys surfing right off the mountain and taking a snowboard tour of Asia. But put a cliff there. Cliffs are solid. Empty air is not solid. Almost every game does this. In Lord of the Rings: Return of the King there's actually a "run out of a crumbling building" level and where stones rain down on your head and block your path. |
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