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| by jane anderson, jtkiefer, big boss, music match, insults, i 2 pac alive, tony blair, brian casey (ii), makaveli mp3, listen music, bill hicks, anti racism, reviews and interptretation, unreleased, neo nazi, george w. bush, hip hop, all eyez on me, cole hauser, kerby, faculty staff, | One drink at the beginning 2 pac wallpaper of your stay (Hello and Welcome 2 pac wallpaper to New York!) and one drink at the end of your stay (Thank God- I mean….er… I’ll miss you soooo much). In fact as a matter of consideration please try to lose your spare change in my couch so that I can eat lunch this week. We all can’t be fictional fashion myths on HBO you know. Rule Seven This is a tough 2 pac wallpaper one I know- try as hard as you can not to steal things from me. This rule should be especially observed of things such as T-shirts that I categorize as “my favorite” or CDs that you think are “awesome”. Yes. I think they are “awesome” too. That’s why I “bought” them. Sigh. Rule Eight Should you feel the overwhelming urge to complain about the uncomfortableness (you heard that word here first folks) of my futon please keep that shit to yourself. |
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| Oh my God I live in fucking New York people! I am sure that in Montana its precious big boss that you can leave your door wide open but here there are people who want to take my television far far away from me and that can not happen people. Also note: should big boss you fail to follow this rule do not expect me to laugh with you about how funny you think my panic is. Please laugh at me behind big boss my back so I won’t feel the overwhelming urge to smack you upside the head. Rule Five While regurgitating please remember that your vomit smells bad. The smell actually gets worse the longer you leave it there too. So there is a little shiny handle on the top part of the toilet that you push down and it helps make the bad smell go away. Then feel free to lie on the tile until exactly 6:00AM (after which please refer to rule three). Rule Six Until further notice (and I truly hope there is further notice) I can not afford to foot the bill for anything more than two drinks per stay. |
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