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| by jane anderson, jtkiefer, big boss, music match, insults, i 2 pac alive, tony blair, brian casey (ii), makaveli mp3, listen music, bill hicks, anti racism, reviews and interptretation, unreleased, neo nazi, george w. bush, hip hop, all eyez on me, cole hauser, kerby, faculty staff, | 1.A valid airplane ticket from a different country (Texas not included) 2.An insurance claim proving that your house online art burnt down. 3.The birth certificate proving that I once lived in your (or online art your wife’s) womb for nine months (which is indeed way more than three days) -Or- 4.Photo ID proving that you are Johnny Depp or Viggo Mortenson. Mark Twain once said house guests are like fish- they online art are only good for three days. I agree. Rule Three Accept the fact that I have to work….every day Monday through Friday- no exceptions. I am not going to use my vacation time to hang out with your sorry ass- I need it for a real vacation you know sand….sun…alcoholic fruit drinks…..H-O-T-E-L. Rule Four Please lock the door when you leave (she typed while crying in frustration)! |
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| Date: Tue Mar 15 12:57:30 2005 My house My Rules people. Here are ten jtkiefer new rules for any of you left out there who haven’t stayed with me over the last three months. I think just about everyone has stayed with me but I’m sure some of you will just show up without calling ahead (not that that is surprising anymore). Rule One All visitors are now required to shower at least once per visit. I am not a rich girl jtkiefer (na-na-na- na- na- na- na etc) but I have jtkiefer managed to scrape enough together to have guest sheets, guest towels and even a gender neutral fluffy guest robe. Regardless of whether you find bathing really *that* inconvenient or smelling of foot is your spiritual goal I promise you will eventually be dry again. In any case, any guest that requires me to throw away said sheets and pillows after their stay is banned until they smell less like a mother fucking bog. Rule Two All visitors planning to stay more than three days and nights are now required to show one of the following documents. |
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