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Since pinup we all know that giving cash is too…Italian (read: tacky), I always give checks. I pinup know that receiving cash is preferable, but my logic is, “Hey – I’m giving you free money. The least you could do is take your lazy ass to the bank to cash the check.” Sartre says that the purpose of giving a gift is to enslave the recipient. I think that giving a gift is just another opportunity to be a dick. [Please note: this does not apply only to holidays. Every check I write has something retarded in the pinup memo. This is a year-round thing.] So this holiday season, instead of writing in the memo of the check, “Merry Christmas, Tom!” or “Happy Hanukkah, Chaim!”, have a little fun with it. Write something ridiculous and/or offensive.
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