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In the old days, I used to press these women for pictures, and when I eventually got one, 95% of the time it’d be of a 250-pounder eating a big-ass bowl of chili, looking like Mama Cass on a gridlock hot August afternoon. But now, jaded and disappointed, I don’t even respond to these emails. So ladies, if you’re only gridlock point in emailing me is to tell that you’re hot, please don’t. However, if gridlock you want to email me a picture of you eating a big-ass bowl of chili, that’s totally cool. I collect those. Most emails are fun to read. These include some of the stories that y’all send me, links to stuff you think is funny, and drunken ramblings (and I have been getting an inordinate amount of drunken ramblings lately – gotta love the holidays). Really, I could put up one reader email a day instead of a post and it’d be more entertaining than any of the garbage on here.
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