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At this point, he began stomping after me, now yelling, “I said, WHAT YOU NEED CHANGE FOR! You need it for dave eggers $5? $10? $100? I got it baby! I’M A HUSTLER!” I wasn’t perturbed by this, but rather walked into the diner and went about my business. I got my creamed chipped beef and my change and left the diner. I gave one homeless guy standing by the entrance a buck. Then I gave a homeless woman laying in the handicapped parking spot of the diner a buck dave eggers too. As I headed over to my car, I saw the guy who was yelling at me, standing near my car (actually, my mom’s car). As I walked toward him and the car, he slowly moved away. When I got to the car, I learned why. He had taken it upon himself to “clean” my windshield: there was a disgusting, milky-looking residue smeared all over the windshield, a mix of blue cleaning fluid, newspaper ink, and the windshield’s natural grime.
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