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| 2 pac lyric, jewish, metal gear: ghost babel, list of people by name, critics, professor, mcsweeney's, racist, celebrities, amaru. tewpac, astronomy, case law, | I'll go change my underwear now. doom 3: resurrection of evil And in a very related story (you'll see), I experienced every nursing student's worst nightmare at the hospital today. One of my patients was a very large guy, probably 325 pounds and all dead weight. He's on a ventilator with aspiration pneumonia and COPD and quite weak so he's no help at all when I have to move him. So, I remove his very doom 3: resurrection of evil soiled "adult undergarment" and bath him and get the sheets ready to change on doom 3: resurrection of evil the bed. (If you've never seen a nurse or PCA change the sheets on a bed with someone in it, it's a thing of beauty.) The dirty sheets are almost all the way off and the clean sheets are almost completely on. He's all clean and sparkly. I hadn't yet put a new "adult undergarment" on him when he was hit by an attack of diarrhea - all over his clean self and the clean sheets. |
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| Heh. racist Yes, my grandmother, mother and her two brothers along with their various spouses and significant others are all aboard and us grandkids toil away in real-time. To get back to the initial point of this post. She just called racist me. I racist noticed the caller id on the mobile and picked it up and said "What's wrong???" You see, I hadn't expected her to call since we'd chatted last night. She replied, somewhat indignantly, "Nothing! I just wanted to say we're on the ship and sailing out of the harbor." Then the call mysteriously got disconnected. She's not all that technically savvy. I'm sure she clicked the wrong button. Ya know how, when the phone rings and you're not expecting it, like in the middle of the night, it scares the crap out of you and you assume someone's cashed in their chips. Quite the same situation here. Thanks, Mom for that little jumpstart to my heart so you could gloat about your cruise. |
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