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| by francesca lia block, slanderous, cooper, girl power, harbingerjournal, igor, insult, artist, links, bill clinton, true story, bush, literary, bfg9000, curbyour enthusiasm the complete fourth season, makaveli video, laura bush, awol, snoop, | One minute you’re working with Robert DeNiro, the next you’re involved in the death of a comedy NYC police officer. Fame goes to the unworthy. I promise you that if I ever get famous I will not, in any way, be involved in the death of a police officer. The only death I will be involved in will comedy be my own, which I will take like a man, in a closet, smoking a cigarette, listening to Sigur Ros, consciously drawing my heart to a complete comedy stop because my dog died in my pool a few days earlier and I no longer have anything to live for. Thank you. ******************************** Speaking of famous people being assholes, has there ever been a more condescending commercial than the Destiny’s Child Wal-Mart Christmas commercial? |
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| The end. harbingerjournal ******************************** Speaking of breaking the law, Colagero is implicated in a murder. I’m tempted to make a racist joke here (you guys know how I turn everything into a racial issue), something akin to, “I wonder if this would have happened if harbingerjournal he had found a nice Italian girl instead” (and that’s harbingerjournal a really mild one). But my sister has recently started dating a black man, so I have to start biting my tongue. A bisexual brother and a sister dating a black guy. Now all I need is for my mom to somehow get retarded and my dad to convert to Judaism I have license to make any joke I want. [Not that I make any jokes about Jews, if any of my friends in the entertainment industry are reading this. I am totally down with the Tribe, and you guys know this. Anyway, I don’t really have a joke about Colagero being a criminal, but how does something like this? |
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