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Yet everyone else was here on time, if not earlier. They woke up early, waited for firm busses, and made it to work to do their job. Meanwhile, non fiction I woke up late, took an extra long shower, ate TWO bowls of cereal, and stopped off at the Starbucks just outside my office for a leisurely hot chocolate, taking my time and listening to my iPod the whole non fiction way, occasionally stopping to window shop. I could almost imagine my two bosses watching me dilly-dally around the building from their office non fiction window. Boss 1: "There’s Jason. And he’s going into Starbucks." [twelve minutes later] Boss 2: "Look - he just came out." B1: "And he sure is taking his sweet time to get to the building." B2: "Look Ted - he appears to be arguing with that homeless woman." B1: "HOLY GEEZ! He just threw his coffee in her face!" B2: "And now they’re fighting!"
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