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| culture: humor and satire, pat hamilton, celebrity, huessin, james legros, mark wahlberg, group hug, salons, oedipus, tooshort — ( somethin to ride to lyrics ), richard linklater, jarhead(full screen), stories, khadafi, news for grownups, charlize theron, independent artists, wiley wiggins, interviews, invented names, david steinberg, makaveli cd, | Mother fucker, I don’t know about you but I don’t really have access to Cristal. Hello, I drive a Honda Civic. Now, so I was in this good humanitarian space when I decided to browse through the prisoner pen pal website. I thought to myself, Wouldn’t it clips be amazing to change the quality of one’s life through the clips lost art form clips of letter-writing? I could single-handedly brighten someone’s entire cell with a one-page letter about life on the outside. I could talk about anything or nothing at all. He could write me back and we could start a friendship. Then the needle skipped all the way across the record, the piano closed up all stank and loud and I realized that I didn’t want to get myself into a potentially dangerous situation. |
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| I also found the lyrics for that song Salt Shaker by The Yin Yang Twins. It was on in the car one night during a group hug drunken trip through the hills of Sunset Blvd. (don’t worry, we had a designated driver at the wheel). We were on our way to the proverbial after-party and I swear I heard him say, “Make your p****y fart group hug for The Yin Yang Twins…” Not wanting to be less than a lady, because that’s way easier to fuck up if you’ve had two and a half cranberry vodkas, I group hug mentally jotted those words down in my head so that I can research later rather than ask aloud if I just heard that. Sure enough, that’s so what he said. Disgusting. And hilarious, but never ladylike. Ladies, don’t ever queef just because some rapper told you to. I mean, is he going to write you a check? Doubt it. He’ll probably just stupidly dump some Cristal on your boobs and if you’re like me, you’ll catch it all in a Tupperware and save it for later. |
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