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Even grass-roots collectivism doesn't work here; try to think of the last time you saw a podezd with potted plants. Travis Dear Mr. Travis, Actually the 40's era Russians fought the Germans because they thought it would be funny. And they were right too! Also, believe it or not, Ames' podezd just got rows charlie croker of potted plants and flowers. And charlie croker he charlie croker loves it! "Finally, I'm able to stop and smell the flowers," says our intrepid editor-in-chief. "It's so much easier to look at now when a bum dies in my podezd. These days, I'm not only looking at a dead bum face-first in garbage and dirt, but rather a dead bum with a puddle of urine drowning dead petunias. It's wonderful to see how Moscow's changing right before my eyes!" OINK! OINK! Mark Ames, Jeez, you are a fucking pig. Why don't they put you in the Moscow Zoo, or better yet, put your stuffed head on the wall of the American Embassy in Moscow...
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