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| swearing, true stories, naming consultants, 2pacalypsenow, islamic extremist, sit 'n spin, 504 boyz, mp3 music, stella bridger, rock/pop, christian, | Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time. michael griffiths (ii) P. Diddy: What are you doing, Ness? You michael griffiths (ii) just gonna do your taxes right now? Is that hot? Is that what's going down in the streets? [referring to a michael griffiths (ii) joke made by Paul Mooney in an earlier episode] Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker? Dave Chappelle: That was MOONEY! Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? |
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| [sportscasters covering the Racial Draft] Robert Petkoff: The blacks have won christian the coin toss, so they get to go christian first. Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time. Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Dave Chappelle: heh heh - man, fuck you. Bill Burr: You know, I have to admit, I saw this robbery coming from a mile away, christian which is why I put my car keys up my ass. [after Dylan attempted to choke Wyclef Jean] P. Diddy: If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. |
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