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Silky Johnson: [Referring to Rosie O'Donnell] I've seen her before. She wears the underwears with the dick-holes in 'em. [Dave is visiting "The Internet"] Ron Jeremy: Are you sure you don't wanna see me have sex? I do ftw a ftw great doggy style. Dave Chappelle: Yeah, I know, Ron! I got my stroke from you! Thank you, Obi-Wan! Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty? Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify ftw the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity. R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people. [seeing Silky Johnson sporting a fancy suit and cane at the Player Haters Ball] Buck Nasty: Man, you should take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death.
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