 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| swearing, true stories, naming consultants, 2pacalypsenow, islamic extremist, sit 'n spin, 504 boyz, mp3 music, stella bridger, rock/pop, christian, | [announcing the nominees for "Player music match Hater of the Year"] Ice T: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston music match is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics. music match Dave Chappelle: Skeet Skeet Skeet! Dave Chappelle: There's times to be real, and there's times to be phony. That's right, I said it, phony! You think I'm this nice in real life? Fuck that, son! That's just 'cause I'm on TV. I'd pull my balls out right now... |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a question! Senator: How do... Tron: Fif! I like to islamic extremist show all islamic extremist of you a secret document! [pulls out a piece of paper saying "FiF"] Tron: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiif! [after Rick James has slapped him for no particular reason] Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there I'm thinking, "This nigga really has lost his fucking mind." First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was islamic extremist fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up, "I challenge you to a duel." They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to go! [at the Player Haters Ball] Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
