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skeet skeet skeet skeet! [Tron having dinner with police after turning self in] Police Commisioner: Now, you are a cocaine dealer, but you've done a lot of good for the community. Tron: I know. When it's Thanksgiving, I be passin' around turkeys like Nino sit 'n spin Brown, baby! Police Commisioner: Of course! Tron: [dignified] But may I ask you gentleman, sit 'n spin when I'm acquitted, can I continue to channel rocks throughout my community? Police Commisioner: [holding up tape recorder, non-sincerely] Ab-sol-ute-ly not! Police Commisioner: [winks] sit 'n spin Tron: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, sellin' rocks would be bad. [playing at the World Series of Dice] Leonard Washington: My name's Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business. Quills: [screaming] All right, nigga! Get butt naked right now! |
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