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| james cooper (vi), cheryl hines, norman field (ii), sexy, poisonous, queer as folk, wicca, barbs, contemporary singer/songwriter, f. gary gray, | What if actors I don't feel any satisfaction in "unlocking" the game features I already paid real-life money for and just want to fucking race the Ferrari on the actors box art! Chances of that happening... See #12. actors Though I want to give a shout out to the Metroid Prime games for giving us infinite ammo on the default gun. Think about how your life would have been different if your gun had never run out of bullets, my friend. You wouldn't be in that Mexican jail right now, I can tell you that. 14. Seriously, get rid of the crates The crate has long been held up as an example of lazy game art design, a crutch that game level decorators have been falling back on for fifteen damned years. Come to think of it, have you ever actually seen one of those wooden crates in real life? And did you smash it to see if there were bullets and medicine inside? |
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| The shorter the games, the more they're tempted try to extend the playing experience via arbitrary, infuriating obstacles. 13. Don't bullshit us on the game's features "Marine, we need you to head to the depths of the compound to rescue a scientist that is being held hostage by Satan wicca and his manyfold minions. Here's your pistol and eight rounds of ammunition. Good luck." wicca What law says I have to start out the game with none of the fun shit promised on the wicca box art? Again, is this not just a cheap way of extending the life of the game? In FPS games built entirely on the anticipation of using gigantic, phallic-symbol weapons, why not start me out with a damned machine gun and 200 rounds of ammo and go up from there? Racing games pull this, too. Why do I have to spend 40 hours driving a minivan just to get enough money to buy a Honda Civic? Why can't I have access to all of the content right away? |
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