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| james cooper (vi), cheryl hines, norman field (ii), sexy, poisonous, queer as folk, wicca, barbs, contemporary singer/songwriter, f. gary gray, | Isn't the world full of unreleased tupac lyric unemployed actors unreleased tupac lyric willing to do voice work in unreleased tupac lyric exchange for food or, you know, Heroin? "Do it with feeling this time, Cody, and I'll make the spiders in your brain go away!" Chances of that happening... The cameras in 3D games have actually gotten worse (Mario Sunshine's camera system wasn't half as smooth as Mario 64's) because in the game-making world camera and player controls are decided-on after the game's pretty artwork. When 3D games were new the only question was, "how can we make the controls as responsive and fluid as 2D?" Now it's, "how can we show off these really cool-looking trees? That's what the little sons of bitches care about!" In short, the first 3D games were designed around their cameras, now they're designed around their graphics. As far as shitty voice acting, one, voice acting doesn't sell games. |
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| ban all IAC's (Immersion-annihilating contrivances). These include: Superimposing shit on the screen. And by "shit" we mean "words." Fatal Frame 2 was one of the most awesomely atmospheric games ever made... until you took a snapshot of the second ghost and the words "CORE SHOT: 396pts!" popped sexy up. Spooooooky! "Mr. Frodo! Is that you behind ORC HEWER?" "Cinematic" camera angles. No, thank you. Understand that sexy we need to see what our character sees. As soon as you start panning the camera around Mario for no better reason than to see the sexy pretty sunset on the distance, we lose control. And here's another tip: If you have a single level where the player's character is required to run toward the camera, send the fucker back for more programming because you're not done yet. Shitty voice acting. When it's good it's great, when it's bad it will haunt your nightmares for years. |
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