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| james cooper (vi), cheryl hines, norman field (ii), sexy, poisonous, queer as folk, wicca, barbs, contemporary singer/songwriter, f. gary gray, | Unnecessarily difficult end levels. I've worked for 50 hours to get to this pinup point in the game. Don't make me watch the "Loading..." screen and then the fucking climactic cutscene 75 times, once for each attempt to beat the last boss. And don't make the method of attack so fucking obscure and specific that nothing short of a trip to GameFaqs will get me through it. Talk about killing immersion... Speed Cheating. pinup That miraculous burst of catch-up speed from your opponents. CPU tacklers and recievers do it in Madden. I'm also looking pinup at you, every racing game ever made. Hard games are fine. We like a challenge. But be fair about it. Chances of that happening... Remember that all of this is a method for extending the life of a too-short game. So ask yourself this: do games seem to be getting longer, or shorter? And as games get more expensive to produce, do you expect them to have more levels, or fewer? |
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| While zombies attacked you? Neither do we. That's because, much to the surprise of FPS game makers everywhere, wandering around lost in hallways isn't fun. If you game wizards are so proud of your sprawling levels and alternate routes, GIVE ME A MAP OF THE LEVEL. queer as folk If I'm not playing to have fun, then why the fuck queer as folk do you think I'm playing? Instant-Failure Stealth Levels. Ack. This queer as folk brings back horrible memories of a Goldeneye level where if you tripped an alarm, an infinite number of bad guys poured forth. We knew a man who failed that level 37 times, then got the Infinite Health cheat for it and came back. He intentionally tripped the alarm, the guards rushed out. Laughing maniacally, he proceeded to shoot those fuckers for four hours, killing 1,183 of them - 682 with groin shots - before his thumbs cramped up. Your game should not create this kind of bitterness. |
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