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If wounded, call a Corpsman. If dead, report to graves registration. If losing his mind, however, no standard solution exists. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [seeing the flames of the burning oil playing the dozens fields] The Earth is bleeding. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The Drill Instructor looks fabulous playing the dozens in his uniform, sir! [in an NBC suit] Troy: [in a Darth Vader voice] Luke, come over to the Dark Side. Kruger: [referring playing the dozens to photo of Swoff's girlfriend] I'm saving that one for later! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: You know, I should really retire because I can't hear a fuckin' thing! Sgt. Siek: The Bible says thou shalt not kill. Now hear this... FUCK THAT SHIT. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Field fuck! Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We call this friendly fire, friendly fucking, or getting friendly fucked. Fergus: [after seeing pictures of Swofford's girlfriend in his USMC shirt] She have her own clothes? Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Suggestive techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness.
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