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| religion, words, jason london, naacp, creative writing, research, rick demas, music cd, constitution, indies, brad pitt, incest, hip, | News Reporter: [during press conference about Jedi's raping their students] Was that you in that religious right video? Yoda: Yoda that was not! News Reporter: Then who was it? Yoda: Mickey Rooney, religious right maybe? OVER THIS INTERVIEW IS! [Yoda disappears into a puff of smoke] Arsenio Hall: Why didn't you tell me how good the cheese was? [while robbing a bank on his cancelled TV show "Zapped!"] Dave Chappelle: I eat cottage cheese for dinner! That's right! With salt and pepper! [while Ice-T is about to reveal the player hater of the year] Beautiful: He looks like a broke-ass religious right Ice-T! [while beating up Hitler] Beautiful: Hitler's momma got one big titty and one little titty. They call the bitch 'Biggie Smalls'! Rapper: I battle any sex or any race / You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface / I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes / I came up in your face - oops, pow, surprise! |
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| Dave Chappelle: [from the announcer's booth after Tiger Woods' acceptance speech after he was picked by the black race during the Racial Draft] I've just received word that Tiger has lost all his endorsements. Nike, Wheaties, Amex, Tag Heuer, the whole shebang-a-bang. Well, tough break, nigga. incest There's always FUBU. incest Real Lil' Jon: [while talking on the phone] Whaat? Lil' Jon: It's me. Real Lil' Jon: Whaat? Lil' Jon: It's me. Lil' Jon. Real Lil' Jon: Okaaayyy! Man with Messed Up Teeth: How come us black people smoke so much weed? Paul incest Mooney: I got a question for you, nigga. What happened to your teeth? President Black Bush: [about the Coalition of the Willing] England... Japan's sending Playstations... Stankonia said they are willing to drop bombs over Baghdad... Rickidy Raw is coming... Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation. |
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