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| religion, words, jason london, naacp, creative writing, research, rick demas, music cd, constitution, indies, brad pitt, incest, hip, | Dave Chappelle: There's times to be real, and there's times to be phony. That's right, I said it, phony! You think I'm this nice in real life? Fuck that, victor argo son! That's just 'cause I'm on TV. I'd pull my balls out right now... skeet skeet skeet skeet! [Tron having dinner with police after turning self in] Police Commisioner: Now, you are a victor argo cocaine dealer, but you've done a lot of good for the community. Tron: I know. When it's Thanksgiving, I be passin' around turkeys like Nino Brown, baby! Police Commisioner: Of course! Tron: [dignified] But victor argo may I ask you gentleman, when I'm acquitted, can I continue to channel rocks throughout my community? Police Commisioner: [holding up tape recorder, non-sincerely] Ab-sol-ute-ly not! |
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| First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they words did it in Paris, some guy would come up, "I challenge you to a duel." They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to go! [at the Player Haters Ball] Silky Johnston: words I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair. [announcing the nominees for "Player Hater of words the Year"] Ice T: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics. Dave Chappelle: Skeet Skeet Skeet! |
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