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| religion, words, jason london, naacp, creative writing, research, rick demas, music cd, constitution, indies, brad pitt, incest, hip, | [counting on his fingers] Dylan: Dylan... Dylan... Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. Dave Chappelle: [just been dumped by Oprah] Steadman... We're gonna get this hop bitch! [Dave and Steadman laugh] Dave Chappelle: [Dave hop punches Steadman] Dave Chappelle: HAHAHAHAHA! OOPPRRAAHH! [echoing] Tyrone Biggums: There's something you don't know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks. Wayne Brady: [after shooting a guy outside a club] RIVERSIDE, MOTHA FUCKA! Rick James: DRINK UP, BE MERRY! Welcome to the China Club - hop A-CHUNGA-CHUNG-KUNG-A-CHINGA-KUNG-KAW-CHING! Rick James: CHARLIE MURPHY! What's happening, partner! DARKNESS, EVERYONE, DARKNESS! HEY EVERYBODY, DARKNESS IS SPREADING! Charlie Murphy: Because of my complexion, he use to call me Darkness. He calls me and brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. |
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| Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny music cd to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time. P. Diddy: What are you doing, Ness? You music cd just gonna do your taxes right now? Is that hot? Is that what's going down in the streets? [referring to a joke made by Paul Mooney in an music cd earlier episode] Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker? Dave Chappelle: That was MOONEY! Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt. [on "Making the Band"] Dylan: I mean, who are da five greatest rappers of all time? |
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