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religion, words, jason london, naacp, creative writing, research, rick demas, music cd, constitution, indies, brad pitt, incest, hip, | Rick James: SLAP! [He slaps Charlie] [singing] Tron: There are! I say there are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of Americaaaa! I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a question! Senator: How do... Tron: Fif! I like to show all of you a secret robert wightman document! [pulls out a robert wightman piece of paper saying "FiF"] Tron: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiif! [after Rick James has slapped him for no particular reason] Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there I'm thinking, "This nigga really has lost his fucking mind." |
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Simpson, he has a big religion fucking head, man' Rick James: That was 'cold-blooded'! Charlie Murphy: Things like escalated to the point religion where, you know, my man got too familiar and I ended up having to whip his ass man, you know, cause you know, he would step across the line. Habitually. He's a habitual line stepper. Rick James: Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties! [women lift up their shirts] Rick James: The milks gone bad! religion [Paul Mooney predicts the future as "Negrodamus"] Audience Member: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again? Negrodamus: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called "Good Morning, Black America". It will be played at noon throughout the country. Rick James: Charlie! There's a new joke goin' around - have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face? Charlie Murphy: [doesn't understand] What? |
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