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(That joke reminds me of one of my favorite columns Mikey wrote.)But hey, who asked for the bright side anyway? When you're already dave eggers wet, what's another few inches of rain? Court jested @ 10:01 PM | permalink Friday, August 12, 2005 Art Museum Pick-Up Lines I visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art dave eggers today. Excellent place to go if you're looking for some fine female scenery. Not the 16th century nudes on the walls, but the 16-25 year olds in the halls. I only wish I could've "MET" some of them (New Yorker's joke).So I've decided to go dave eggers back to the museum in a few days. Only this time armed with some truly unique art museum pick-up lines. Let's crank a few out now, shall we?THE CULTURED GUY'S ART MUSEUM PICK-UP LINES"Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.""Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.""How
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