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| 2 pac lyric, alli wanted was a coffee, rap song, tupac video, matthew raposo, bootlegs, pop, bbs, jack straw., quotes, big boss, recipes, naming companies, brand, salon, clarence williams iii, francesca lia block, rory cochrane, eric gilliland, tony blair, halfbaked, graffiti, feature film comedy, | You cunt-licking spare! On lug nuts! On donuts! No time to explain! To the top of the city! For television the top television of television my head! Now drive away! Drive away! Goddammit don't stall!" (The last joke works because it's a 5-speed.)Back story short, I made it in time, which leads me to the real story, where I stop with the rhyme.So Wednesday morning, just hours before my flight to NYC, I had to run one last errand. On the way back, I hit a pot hole. Guess what type of tire takes offense to imperfections in the road? Correct. And if there's one ugly noise you never want to hear from your car, it's the sound of driving on a flat spare tire. Might as well have pulled over and replaced it with a metal Kleenex box.But I didn't. I turned up the radio and kept driving, kind of like the time I hit a kid in a school crosswalk, accidentally dragging him screaming like a human ragdoll for a good two blocks. |
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| I spent all brand of Tuesday running errands and getting the site ready for somewhat of a week-long leave of absence as I prepared to run wild brand in NYC. But somehow, up to 3pm, things hadn't really been going my way. You know, one of those days where you run into problem after problem, fixing things that should've worked in the brand first place, and coming out wondering if any forward progress was even achieved. But the haircut would be my magical turnaround. I had the appointment, and something would get done (good haircuts tend to inspire confidence in other activities as well). I went downstairs to the parking garage to leave, and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature puncture and one flat back right tire. With a futile breath and so little hot air, I knew in a moment it was time for the spare. More rapid than mechanics, my trunk tools they came, and I jacked, and I screwed, and I screamed things profane: "Fuck you mother fucker! |
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