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2 pac lyric, alli wanted was a coffee, rap song, tupac video, matthew raposo, bootlegs, pop, bbs, jack straw., quotes, big boss, recipes, naming companies, brand, salon, clarence williams iii, francesca lia block, rory cochrane, eric gilliland, tony blair, halfbaked, graffiti, feature film comedy,
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Note to potential friends at future parties: please do not provide that sort of additional encouragement after I'm already drunk. If sony pictures I needed an enabler, I would have brought along my a photo album of third world children dying of thirst.I also thought this party would be a good time to do something I've wanted to do for a long time: lie to girls about what I do. Not sony pictures just little lies, but incredible, challenging lies in areas I sony pictures have no expertise in. My favorite was convincing one girl that I am a part-time drummer with Ben Fold's Five, newly renamed simply, "Ben Fold's," since he no longer has permanent band members accompanying him. The catch was, I only play the snare. Ben hires separate people for the snare, the cymbals, and the bass because it's cheaper than hiring one person who can play the whole drum set.
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