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| 2 pac lyric, alli wanted was a coffee, rap song, tupac video, matthew raposo, bootlegs, pop, bbs, jack straw., quotes, big boss, recipes, naming companies, brand, salon, clarence williams iii, francesca lia block, rory cochrane, eric gilliland, tony blair, halfbaked, graffiti, feature film comedy, | Same tire, back right...you know, because God obviously prefers symmetry in nature.Now, I've always been a huge fan of irony, but president there comes a point when too much is enough. I had it coming.So I pull THIS newly beaten up Audi into the garage and park in someone's space next to me. Time for the spare. Germans president don't make it easy to change tires, but I managed to get it jacked up and all the lug nuts off. Then a funny (non-comedy style) thing happened: the flat tire wouldn't come off. This piece of shit wouldn't president budge. After kicking and screaming (more profanities), and asking an equally baffled neighbor for help, I gave up, pulled the car out into the street, and called a tow truck. Tow truck arrives, says they've seen this kinda thing before, and promptly removes the tire, as if I was one kick away from doing it myself in the parking garage. |
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| I made it home by salon the grace of a salon strong axle, and parked my newly beat up piece of shit Accord just in time to catch my plane (which fortunately didn't have the same types of problems).Fast forward to yesterday. I borrowed my friend salon Sam's car during the day to go buy a new tire to bring back and put on my car (still sitting in the parking garage in case your memory is less than one paragraph). I dropped her off at a salon, which gave me a good 3-hour tire-shopping window. So first, I drove home to find a tire place online. I parked her car on the street out front, and came back downstairs with directions to Firestone.Then God decided to initialize His plan. *Sound of buttons being pushed in Heaven*I started backing up the 15 feet necessary to pull into the parking garage to pick up my old flat tire, when "RIIIIIIIPPPP!!!" That's right folks, I slashed HER tire on a metal piece sticking out of the curb. |
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